Are you Fancy about your Sat-nav Voices?

If you’ve got a navigation system – and it is not voiced by Brian Blessed, Mr. T or Yoda – then there is probably a woman’s voice, each motion commands that little GPS screen.

Like me, I’m sure that at least wondering if you even know what this woman looks like and what they would be in real life? Go on, admit it, you were in the transport firm and just started to think about whether she was a blonde or brunette, large or small and whether it is the smart and bossy in real life, or whether it rough, a strip in her. No? Then you are either lying or do not know what you’re missing.
The real people behind Navi votes. Only now Mercedes has ruined that fantasy and published pictures of women (and men), the voice of the navigation systems in the S-class. What were they thinking? Are you Fancy about your Sat-nav Voices? .

I really do not want to know how they look. It’s like meeting your childhood hero (or driving the super car that was on your bedroom wall during your formative years) and the discovery that he / she / it does not live up to your expectations. Why could Mercedes have just lied and did a bunch of supermodels and actresses were the voices? You know, Heidi Klum and Keira Knightley for Germany for the UK. Something like that.

The pictures have me thinking though. How does the weird world of SAT-NAV to work? Mercedes has a different class of women for the S, E and C-Class? Posh totty for the sedan, and someone more of the mill for repmobile run? Are you Fancy about your Sat-nav Voices? You need to sign exclusivity contracts to women so that they only work for Mercedes and not the voice of GPS systems in the 7 series, A8 and XJ as well? And the voices have been upgraded, when the cars are facelift, for something fresher?

More importantly, is just what strange seductive eyes of the male voice for Turkey to give the camera?

Think I better stop the car here. Please make a u-turn …